Ever since I saw the adaptation of Stephen King’s It back in fourth Grade, I never trusted clowns again. I don’t even trust the Boyoyong Clowns.

9. Gumby
I don’t want to be anywhere near a disproportioned green clay figure when he goes berserk.
8. Betty Boop
Just look at her enormous head, über round wet eyes, and the freaky way she moves, add to that to her creepy voice in a noir background and you have a recipe for some nightmare.
7. Koko Kwik Kwak
I was surfing the tube one time and stumbled upon this show and I swear Koko Kwik Kwak hypnotized me with his big eyes. I wasn’t able change the channel until the credits rolled. The next time I look into those eyes, I might wake up with a gun on my right hand, a bag of money in my left, and stockings over my head.
6. Elmo
Anyone who asks to be tickled is creepy.
A seemingly gay purple dinosaur playing with kids! Not to mention that he has these droopy eyes that suggest addiction to narcs, there’s no telling if he has some fiendish ideas up his sleeves, oh wait, he doesn’t have any sleeves.
4. Psalty the Singing Bible
Despite being a children's bible show, the Psalty Kids' Praise musical series main character still creeps me out. Just look at the face of that Blue Human Bible.
3. Farely McFirefly
The injured Irish firefly from the Psalty Kids' Praise musical praise series.“I’m not disabled, I’M MOOOORREEE THAN ABLE!”
Look for the episode where this Irish Firefly sang a song and you might see why I think he’s creepy.
2. The Cheshire Cat
Imagine yourself meeting a big cat with a big grin, which slowly disappears in a dark alley.
And last but not the least…
1. The Teletubbies
Man, if I wake up at 3 in the morning with Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Lala, and







3 comments:
funneyh.. i though gumby was blue. that's how i remember him at least.
minsan isosorprays kita ng teletubbies complete set :D
haha.. di mo pa na-meet si yo gabba gabba!! fave ng son ko.. omg.. creepy tlaga. give me barney anytime. hands-down creepiest kid's show on the planet.
yo gabba gabba? hhmmm, i'll try and look for him hehe
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